Body jokes
Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.
What part do people slit the most?
Everyone.
Never break a girl's/boy's/someone's heart. They only have one of them.
Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!
Memes
SO @JusTlivInG wanted me to do some Yo Mamma Jokes
There's something on your chin... no, the 3rd one.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
Your momma is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio!
I didn't like having long nails, but they're growing on me.
Dr. Brody: Sir, your son has a disease called boofa.
Dad: What's boofa?
Dr. Brody: Both of these nuts in your mouth.
Why was the clown sad?
He broke his funny bone. PS: "funny bone" is not actually a bone.
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? "Together we can stop this shit!"
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
A girl said to me yesterday, "I don't know why men act like they are better than women, we all know women are supreme." I was confused, so I asked her how, and she told me, "Well, us women have a pussy, ass, and tits, while guys only have a penis. Women have 3 things while guys only have 1. Women are obviously supreme over men." I told her, "Actually, guys have more than women." "How so?" "Men have rights."
I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
A lady walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs. The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea." The lady replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."