Why was the clown sad?
He broke his funny bone. PS: "funny bone" is not actually a bone.
Body Jokes
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? "Together we can stop this shit!"
Your momma is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio!
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
A girl said to me yesterday, "I don't know why men act like they are better than women, we all know women are supreme." I was confused, so I asked her how, and she told me, "Well, us women have a pussy, ass, and tits, while guys only have a penis. Women have 3 things while guys only have 1. Women are obviously supreme over men." I told her, "Actually, guys have more than women." "How so?" "Men have rights."
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
A lady walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs. The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea." The lady replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Don’t worry if you have a stroke.
You’ll be all right.
Boner.
Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?"
Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?"
Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
What did the cowboy say to the girl on the beach?
"Sandy cheeks."
Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. The first cannibal says, "You start at the bottom, I start at the top," so they both chow down.
About half an hour later, the second cannibal says, "I'm having a ball!" Then the first cannibal says, "Then you're eating too fast!"
I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
What is smegma name?
