Body jokes
You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.
At first, I was a boy trapped in a girl's body, then I was born.
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
There's something on your chin... no, the 3rd one.
Your momma is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio!
Memes
Defenity peeing with an erection
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
A girl said to me yesterday, "I don't know why men act like they are better than women, we all know women are supreme." I was confused, so I asked her how, and she told me, "Well, us women have a pussy, ass, and tits, while guys only have a penis. Women have 3 things while guys only have 1. Women are obviously supreme over men." I told her, "Actually, guys have more than women." "How so?" "Men have rights."
I didn't like having long nails, but they're growing on me.
Dr. Brody: Sir, your son has a disease called boofa.
Dad: What's boofa?
Dr. Brody: Both of these nuts in your mouth.
Why was the clown sad?
He broke his funny bone. PS: "funny bone" is not actually a bone.
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? "Together we can stop this shit!"
Don’t worry if you have a stroke.
You’ll be all right.
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
Boner.
Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. The first cannibal says, "You start at the bottom, I start at the top," so they both chow down.
About half an hour later, the second cannibal says, "I'm having a ball!" Then the first cannibal says, "Then you're eating too fast!"
I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.