Body jokes
What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.
I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.
AMONG US IMPOSTER VENTED RED SUS AMOGUS EMERGENCY MEETING SABOTAGED DEAD BODY REPORTED HAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING...DINGDINGDING, DUN DUN
More like your anus.
posting Bionicle memes till I'm famous
What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.
Penis, neck, rope?
A friend of mine chews gum, lays back to yawn, then chokes on the gum. Then I said, "God, what, you choking on dick?"
A man lost his left arm.
He's all right now.
Why did Sally's pizza get cold? Because she has no arms.
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.
A man came running into a hospital saying, "Doctor, Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know I amputated your arms!"
Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What do you call somebody with no nose?
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.