What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? "Together we can stop this shit!"
Your momma is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio!
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
What body part do pigs have that humans donโt have?
A hambone.
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
A girl said to me yesterday, "I don't know why men act like they are better than women, we all know women are supreme." I was confused, so I asked her how, and she told me, "Well, us women have a pussy, ass, and tits, while guys only have a penis. Women have 3 things while guys only have 1. Women are obviously supreme over men." I told her, "Actually, guys have more than women." "How so?" "Men have rights."
A lady walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs. The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea." The lady replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
Donโt worry if you have a stroke.
Youโll be all right.
Boner.
Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?"
Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?"
Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."
What did the cowboy say to the girl on the beach?
"Sandy cheeks."
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. The first cannibal says, "You start at the bottom, I start at the top," so they both chow down.
About half an hour later, the second cannibal says, "I'm having a ball!" Then the first cannibal says, "Then you're eating too fast!"
What is smegma name?
I don't think I'm allergic to this.
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.
One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.
