Body jokes
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!
Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.
Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.
Never break a girl's/boy's/someone's heart. They only have one of them.
Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.
At first, I was a boy trapped in a girl's body, then I was born.
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
There's something on your chin... no, the 3rd one.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
Your momma is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio!
A girl said to me yesterday, "I don't know why men act like they are better than women, we all know women are supreme." I was confused, so I asked her how, and she told me, "Well, us women have a pussy, ass, and tits, while guys only have a penis. Women have 3 things while guys only have 1. Women are obviously supreme over men." I told her, "Actually, guys have more than women." "How so?" "Men have rights."
I didn't like having long nails, but they're growing on me.
Dr. Brody: Sir, your son has a disease called boofa.
Dad: What's boofa?
Dr. Brody: Both of these nuts in your mouth.
Why was the clown sad?
He broke his funny bone. PS: "funny bone" is not actually a bone.
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? "Together we can stop this shit!"
Don’t worry if you have a stroke.
You’ll be all right.
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
There was once a man from Peru. Who fell asleep in a canoe. While dreaming of Venus, He played with his penis, And awoke with a hand full of goo.
Boner.