Body jokes
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Memes
Should I slap Flynn's ass?
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.
My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^
Pontypool is rough.
Why did Ross fall off the swing?
Because he had no arms.
Pussy, no pussy.
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
Where are fart bombs made?
Old people's arses!
"Igma is my balls."
A man lost his left arm.
He's all right now.
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
Your penis is literally BLUE!