Body jokes
Errrrrrrrrr my spine doesn't work.
Eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
I have a match!
My ass, your face.
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
Ajay's leg.
My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.
It's snot fair!
Me: I have an arrow in my head.
My friend: What's the point of that?
Me: Of the arrow?
Friend: No!
Me: Probably the flint.
Jugs!
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
What's the sharpest thing in the world?
A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.
If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.
Ty choked on DT’s willy.
You're fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that, too.
So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.
But don't worry, he is all right now.