Body jokes
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.
Ajay's leg.
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
Memes
Errrrrrrrrr my spine doesn't work.
Eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
Ty choked on DT’s willy.
You're fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that, too.
It's snot fair!
So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.
But don't worry, he is all right now.
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
"Igma is my balls."
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
A man lost his left arm.
He's all right now.
Pussy, no pussy.
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?