Body

Body jokes

Anorexic

  • Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.

    It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.

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  • Mama

  • Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.

    Ass

  • Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

    When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.

    Woman

  • Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.

    My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^

    Pontypool is rough.

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