Body jokes
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
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I needed a test on if I'm pregnant. Then the doc said, "Take your pants down." Then he put his penis in my vagina and said, "Now you are pregnant."
What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?
Tan toes.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him up!
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
I love the word legs.
Wanna help me spread the word?
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
Haha, boob!
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."
Henry jas Mercury in Uranus.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
As a son, I am so worried about the phone call message that my mom got from a member of The CDC. It was on speaker, so me and mom both hear. The message told my mom that she needs to personally isolate because two of the new symptoms is having big titties and a great personality.
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He could feel it in his bones!