Body jokes
Jugs!
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
What's the sharpest thing in the world?
A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
I have a match!
My ass, your face.
Ty choked on DT’s willy.
You're fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that, too.
It's snot fair!
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
Where are fart bombs made?
Old people's arses!
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?
"Igma is my balls."
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
A man lost his left arm.
He's all right now.