Body jokes

What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)

What wiggles and waggles?

A floppy dick!

You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.

Me: I have an arrow in my head.

My friend: What's the point of that?

Me: Of the arrow?

Friend: No!

Me: Probably the flint.

Jugs!

If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)

I have a match!

My ass, your face.

Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?

Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.

Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.

Ty choked on DT’s willy.

Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.

If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.

You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.

You're fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that, too.

It's snot fair!

So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.

But don't worry, he is all right now.

Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?

Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.

A man lost his left arm.

He's all right now.

Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.

Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.

My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^

Pontypool is rough.