Body jokes
Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
I put glue in a man :)
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
Did you fart, cause you blew me away?
Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
I have no legs.
Q: What's red during puberty?
A: The blood on my hands.
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.
Yo mama so fat, she is fat!
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer.
Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet. The student recited the alphabet: "abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz". "Where's the p?" He looked down to the floor and said: "it's running down my legs".
What did the balls say to the dick?
Hey dick, how's it hanging?
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."