Snot Fair

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This is a play on words, see? "Snot" is what comes out of your nose when you're sick, which I bet you are a lot, given your joke-writing skills. "Not fair" means something isn't equal or just. Get it? It's "snot fair" instead of "not fair." I'd say it's more like "snot funny", eh? Eh?