Ty jokes
This joke is about koala bears. It is high koala-ty.
Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.
In Australia, my jokes are high koala-ty.
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
Im the best at tetris
I'm sorry for all the fish puns. I feel so GILL-ty.
Official Dj Penaldo playlist.
1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"
Ty choked on DT’s willy.
This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Helen Keller.
Helen Keller who?
(Don't say anything).
Helen Keller who?
...you will get a laugh...ty.
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg?
TY-WON-SHO
(Tie one shoe)
Tyler
Tyson?
rtuiyg.
"Tyler teller, come to daddy!"
Tyler is cool.
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
Hee hee
Community talk
For those of you who do not know, When im in verbal shutdown, talk to me, if you dont understand me i wont get mad, understand the leavls, dont leave. When i am in my reality phase, talk to me, Remind me who i am, were im at, and who YOU are. When i am about anything else (panic attack, over thinking, ect) Have me listen to music , put a blanket over my head, and jst zone out. Have me listen and talk to a person. Use logic against my situation, but please refrain from being rude.
Ty and ily all <333
hi guys lemme get this straight, my names annelise and i live next door to elsa, she told me abt explain bear and explain hamster and suggested i become explain dinosaur so i did! im 15 and yh :) pls dont confuse me with elsa lmao. ty divas
Okay so My brother found out I wanted to...yk, but ye, So He made do 100 reasons on why I wanted to, after I did tht we went outside started a fire and burn the papers, and we screamed our lungs out, then we had a 4 hour talk, bout how he wanted me to be 197433247808x better than my mom and granma, then he gave me a list of reasons why I should stay (which btw was 200 reasons) Last night was one of the best nights ev… Read more