Ty jokes

Is it normal my emo cousin's hobby is tying himself to train tracks?

Official Dj Penaldo playlist.

1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"

I'm sorry for all the fish puns. I feel so GILL-ty.

What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?

Tying.

I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.

This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Helen Keller.

Helen Keller who?

(Don't say anything).

Helen Keller who?

...you will get a laugh...ty.

Did you know curing boredom is quite simple?

For instance, you could pretend to be an apple by tying a rope around your neck for a stem.

What do you call a one-legged China man?

Ty Whon Shu.

Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.

Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?

Person: Yea, why?

Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg?

TY-WON-SHO

(Tie one shoe)

(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...

Robbie: It's been raining???

Ty: Yeah!

Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!

In Australia, my jokes are high koala-ty.

What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?

BOO-TY JEANS!

The hardest part of picking up a hitch hiker is tying them up.

One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"

Ty choked on DT’s willy.

This joke is about koala bears. It is high koala-ty.