Ty jokes

Official Dj Penaldo playlist.

1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"

I'm sorry for all the fish puns. I feel so GILL-ty.

This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Helen Keller.

Helen Keller who?

(Don't say anything).

Helen Keller who?

...you will get a laugh...ty.

What do you call a one-legged China man?

Ty Whon Shu.

Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.

(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...

Robbie: It's been raining???

Ty: Yeah!

Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg?

TY-WON-SHO

(Tie one shoe)

In Australia, my jokes are high koala-ty.

What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?

BOO-TY JEANS!

Ty choked on DT’s willy.

This joke is about koala bears. It is high koala-ty.

Humanity.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

gay fish.

FIERY LOS

Gay dik.

Smol Dik.

Plastik Dik.

Rubeh Dik.

Smooth Dik.

Metahl Dik.