Body jokes

Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.

What did the shoe tell the feet?

"Put me on your feet!"

What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)

What’s the best thing about midgets??

They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.

Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.

You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.

If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.

Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.

Me: I have an arrow in my head.

My friend: What's the point of that?

Me: Of the arrow?

Friend: No!

Me: Probably the flint.

Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?

Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.

Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.

If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)

Ty choked on DT’s willy.

Jugs!

I have a match!

My ass, your face.

So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.

But don't worry, he is all right now.

You're fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that, too.

It's snot fair!

You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.

Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?