Body jokes
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
Ajay's leg.
1+1=3, just add 9 months.
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
Sonic Boom in my ass.
Memes
What's the sharpest thing in the world?
A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.
You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.
Fart a lot.
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.