Body jokes
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
Max Heart and his gay cousin Nickals Amoto say I back out of a fight. When he said let's fight, then last minute he said he doesn't want to, then says I chickened out. I [was] ready to fight, but his gut [was] swollen [and] his arms [were]. He actually looks like Humpty Dumpty, but [I] just wanted to say he backed out + Max and Nickals are both gay with each other.
Whenever the hungry cannibal performs amputations, he says,
"Thank you for your donation!"
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
Farts.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!
I'mma flip this coin, if it lands on heads, tuh, you gotta give me head, if it lands on tails then you gotta give me the booty, so lets give this a try *flips coin* OOP! Would ya look at that, it landed on both, ESSKETIT!
Knock, knock.
*takes out penis*
Who is there?
Butthole 😎
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body, and all that's left, I'm afraid, is the wig, Mrs. Trump.
Why can’t kids with cancer have anal sex?
Because they have cancer.
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
My ass itches.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
Big feet equals mini meat.