If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.
Body Jokes
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
Me: I have an arrow in my head.
My friend: What's the point of that?
Me: Of the arrow?
Friend: No!
Me: Probably the flint.
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
Ty choked on DT’s willy.
Jugs!
I have a match!
My ass, your face.
So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.
But don't worry, he is all right now.
You're fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that, too.
It's snot fair!
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Should I slap Flynn's ass?
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
