Body jokes
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"
Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
A man lost his left arm.
He's all right now.
Why did Ross fall off the swing?
Because he had no arms.
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.
My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^
Pontypool is rough.
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
1+1=3, just add 9 months.
My gardener found a dead body. Of the old gardener!
Sonic Boom in my ass.
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.