Body jokes
What's the sharpest thing in the world?
A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
Memes
this is especially fun with human body's
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
1+1=3, just add 9 months.
Sonic Boom in my ass.
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.