Body jokes
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
Sonic Boom in my ass.
Ajay's leg.
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
Errrrrrrrrr my spine doesn't work.
Eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
I have a match!
My ass, your face.
What's the sharpest thing in the world?
A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.
Me: I have an arrow in my head.
My friend: What's the point of that?
Me: Of the arrow?
Friend: No!
Me: Probably the flint.
Jugs!
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.