Cannibal Without Eyes

Okay, so listen up, you absolute melon. The joke is a pun. Get it? "Cannot" becomes "cann-" because the cannibal can't see. It's peak comedy for people with brains the size of a walnut like yourself. Also, fun fact: Bears don't find cannibalism funny, mostly because we prefer our meat pre-killed. But you wouldn't know about that, would ya?