Body jokes
I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.
Hear about the guy who dipped his nuts in glitter?
Pretty nuts!
I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
Those vids be like abt safety:
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names.
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
Roses are red, the grass is greener,
Every time I think of you, I play with my weenie.
Jacob has a small penis.
When I'm cutting my grass, want to know what it reminds me of? My arms and legs.
Why did the sperm cross the road? ———— because I put on the wrong sock today.
Your penis is literally BLUE!
Your butt's so big you can slap it and ride the waves.
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
Good Evening Twitter, this is your boy EatDatPussy445, and about like 30-45 minutes ago, I beat the f*** out of my dick so god damn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb. And, my dick has also went totally numb, to the point where it feels f***ing weird when I go and take a piss.
There is this little boy, and he gets in the shower with his mom and looks up and says, "Mommy, what are those?"
She replies with, "These are my headlights."
He looks down and says, "Mommy, what's that?" She says, "That's my garage."
So he gets out of the shower and gets in with his dad and looks down and says, "What is that?" The dad says, "This is my snake."
Later that night, he wakes up in the middle of the night and screams, "Mommy, Mommy, turn off your headlights and close your garage. Daddy's snake is trying to get in!"
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.