Body jokes
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
Hmmm.
Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
Memes
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You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma bum crack!
I farted how bout u?
So, if being a paedophile is a career, then burying the bodies must be gardening.
Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.
The butt quack one.
Max Heart and his gay cousin Nickals Amoto say I back out of a fight. When he said let's fight, then last minute he said he doesn't want to, then says I chickened out. I [was] ready to fight, but his gut [was] swollen [and] his arms [were]. He actually looks like Humpty Dumpty, but [I] just wanted to say he backed out + Max and Nickals are both gay with each other.
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Why is your mom's butt so smelly? Cause she wipes poorly.
A young woman goes for her first gynecological exam, and the nurse has her take off her clothes, put on a gown, and get in the stirrups. She tells her the doctor will be in in a minute.
The doctor comes in and tells the young lady that she has one of the most beautiful vaginas he’s ever seen, and he has seen a lot of them. She thanks him for the compliment. He tells her he is about to start the examination, but he is going to have to numb her first, when she says ok, he goes:
"Num num num num num!"
Why can’t kids with cancer have anal sex?
Because they have cancer.
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.