Body jokes
I have a big cock.
Boy: Mom, why are you drinking this disgusting red soup? I wanted salad.
Mom: Quiet, son. We only get this once a month.
penis balls cum <3
Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!
Your forehead is so big you can jump without getting hurt.
on god
Dam, my balls itch like hell.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My penis.
Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.
Hmmm.
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.
Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.
So, if being a paedophile is a career, then burying the bodies must be gardening.
I farted how bout u?
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
The butt quack one.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma bum crack!
Did you hear about the mad who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.