Body jokes
Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!
penis balls cum <3
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My penis.
Your forehead is so big you can jump without getting hurt.
Dam, my balls itch like hell.
on god
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.
Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.
Did you hear about the mad who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now.
Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.
So, if being a paedophile is a career, then burying the bodies must be gardening.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
Hmmm.
The butt quack one.
I farted how bout u?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma bum crack!
Max Heart and his gay cousin Nickals Amoto say I back out of a fight. When he said let's fight, then last minute he said he doesn't want to, then says I chickened out. I [was] ready to fight, but his gut [was] swollen [and] his arms [were]. He actually looks like Humpty Dumpty, but [I] just wanted to say he backed out + Max and Nickals are both gay with each other.
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.