Body jokes
So, if being a paedophile is a career, then burying the bodies must be gardening.
I farted how bout u?
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
Hmmm.
Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.
Memes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma bum crack!
Did you hear about the mad who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
The butt quack one.
Max Heart and his gay cousin Nickals Amoto say I back out of a fight. When he said let's fight, then last minute he said he doesn't want to, then says I chickened out. I [was] ready to fight, but his gut [was] swollen [and] his arms [were]. He actually looks like Humpty Dumpty, but [I] just wanted to say he backed out + Max and Nickals are both gay with each other.
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
Why can’t kids with cancer have anal sex?
Because they have cancer.
Why is your mom's butt so smelly? Cause she wipes poorly.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
A young woman goes for her first gynecological exam, and the nurse has her take off her clothes, put on a gown, and get in the stirrups. She tells her the doctor will be in in a minute.
The doctor comes in and tells the young lady that she has one of the most beautiful vaginas he’s ever seen, and he has seen a lot of them. She thanks him for the compliment. He tells her he is about to start the examination, but he is going to have to numb her first, when she says ok, he goes:
"Num num num num num!"
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
Penis, neck, rope?
More like your anus.
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.