Body jokes
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔
Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
Hollow Knight Meme
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
A sister went to her brother's room and says,
"I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"
"Yes, sis."
"What is this?" (pointing at his dick)
"My pet snake."
"Can I pet it?"
"Yes."
He wakes up in a hospital.
"What happened?"
"Your snake spit on me, so I bit his head off."
"You dummy!"
"Whaaat?"
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
Take a water bottle, shake it, you got piss.
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
Big butt