Body jokes
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
Could it be ligma?
Ligma balls, daddy!
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
Memes
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
Big butt
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
Haha, boob!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"