Body jokes
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
Hollow Knight Meme
You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Haha, boob!
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
Wanna see my pp again?
Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
What’s weaker than a daffodil? Mundy’s ankles.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
If you're feeling numb, use your thumb.