What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Poop and balls through the walls!
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
My dog got stuck in my ass, help!
Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
My friend asked me:
Friend: "How much is your body worth?"
Me: "1 million."
Friend: "1 million dollars?!"
Me: "No. 1 million kilograms."
Friend: "Oh."
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
