Body jokes

Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?

I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!

If you're feeling numb, use your thumb.

What’s weaker than a daffodil? Mundy’s ankles.

How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.

I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.

What do you call a school that can talk?

A school with a face!

What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?

(Insulin)

What did one ballsack say to another?

"You stay here, I'll go pee."

Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?

Because it had "no body" to go with.

If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.

What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?

A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.

When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

You're so skinny that you fall.

Do you like In-N-Out?

Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.

Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."

You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!

Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.

My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.