Body jokes
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
Take a water bottle, shake it, you got piss.
Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
Memes
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
A sister went to her brother's room and says,
"I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"
"Yes, sis."
"What is this?" (pointing at his dick)
"My pet snake."
"Can I pet it?"
"Yes."
He wakes up in a hospital.
"What happened?"
"Your snake spit on me, so I bit his head off."
"You dummy!"
"Whaaat?"
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
Big butt
I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!