Body jokes
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
Three doctors go into a room to get rid of a dead guy's body. They notice when they walk over that he has a boner. The first doctor decides, "Why not fuck him? He still has a boner left in him." The second says, "Well, he's dead, and I am a virgin." The third one says, "I can't, I'm on my period," and then says, "Okay, why not? He's already dead. It's not like he doesn't smell bad." After all that, they go to walk out, and the guy pops up and says, "Thanks for saving my life, pumping blood back into my body..."
Instead of Edward Scissorhands, I’m Edwardscissor wrists.
What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?
One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)
on god
Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
I have a big cock.
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔
Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣
Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.
Fat moms.
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so they can fetch some pee. Jack fell down and broke his whole body. Jill just laughed and didn’t care, so now they have a daughter.
What did the lungs say to the cigar?
"You take my breath away..."
Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no friends.
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.