If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
Body Jokes
What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?
A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
You're so skinny that you fall.
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!
Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
What do you call somebody with no nose?
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
My gardener found a dead body. Of the old gardener!
I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.
