Hornet jokes

I'm telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution.

I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.

Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns?

Haaaaaaay!

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Hippity Hoppity, women are property. (sans undertale)