Hornet jokes

2020

I'm telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution.

Sting

Anonymous · 7 years ago

I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.

Ass

Hollow Knight Beater · 3 years ago

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A comic strip featuring characters from the game Hollow Knight. In the first panel, a character says, "Okay, we are just about ass to ankles back here, Hornet. Do you wanna hop on your sibling's lap there, please?" The second panel shows other characters, one of whom says, "Whoa, bumpy road ahead!"

Hornet memes

Chuck Norris

Erichh · 3 years ago

Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.

Cow

Anonymous · 9 years ago

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore, it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn't hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.