Hornet jokes

I'm telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution.

I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.

They're all Predators!

Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

Can I get a HOYA?