Body jokes

What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...

Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!

UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!

Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!

Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."

Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.

Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.

I bet you love prostate exams because you live things up your ass.

What do most disabled people eat?

Their arm.

Little Johnny asked the teacher why you were no shirt. Teacher says, "Because I want to." The teacher drops her pencil and picks it up. The class starts laughing.

"What's so funny?" A kid took off your bra, and we see your squish sexy boobs.

What do you call a black hole?

Butt hole.

Why did the girl never go upstairs?

Because she had no legs.

What's the worst thing about eating a shaved pussy?

Putting the diaper back on.

Little Johnny was not paying attention in class, so the teacher told him, "Do you know what happens when you don't pay attention?"

Little Johnny said, "No, what?"

She answered, "The principal's office."

Then little Johnny said, "Hey teach, do you know what it means when you have balls on your chin?"

The teacher answered, "No, what?"

"You have a d!ck in your mouth!"

Baby, here's my anus.

Baby, too, where's my anus?

Are you wearing a diaper? Because your butt looks so saggy.

Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair?

Because he had no legs.

Roses are red, the grass is greener,

Every time I think of you, I play with my weenie.

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So one day, I took a trip to Russia and saw Vladimir Putin walking in the streets without any bodyguards. Seeing as how I looked just like him, we switched places for a few days.

After two days, some officer came up to me and asked if we were going to project блять, and I said yes, and the officer said, "God help us."

So a day later, I heard on the news that every other continent and the moon were destroyed. I then approached the officer and said, "I thought you meant we were having a giant orgy." He said, "We did, and that we were extremely drunk."

I have a big cock.

Boy: Mom, why are you drinking this disgusting red soup? I wanted salad.

Mom: Quiet, son. We only get this once a month.

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