Roses are red, the grass is greener,
Every time I think of you, I play with my weenie.
Body Jokes
So one day, I took a trip to Russia and saw Vladimir Putin walking in the streets without any bodyguards. Seeing as how I looked just like him, we switched places for a few days.
After two days, some officer came up to me and asked if we were going to project блять, and I said yes, and the officer said, "God help us."
So a day later, I heard on the news that every other continent and the moon were destroyed. I then approached the officer and said, "I thought you meant we were having a giant orgy." He said, "We did, and that we were extremely drunk."
I have a big cock.
penis balls cum <3
Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!
Dam, my balls itch like hell.
Your forehead is so big you can jump without getting hurt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My penis.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.
Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
So, if being a paedophile is a career, then burying the bodies must be gardening.
I farted how bout u?
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
Hmmm.
Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma bum crack!
Did you hear about the mad who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
