Body jokes

Why did the girl never go upstairs?

Because she had no legs.

What do you call a black hole?

Butt hole.

What's the worst thing about eating a shaved pussy?

Putting the diaper back on.

Little Johnny was not paying attention in class, so the teacher told him, "Do you know what happens when you don't pay attention?"

Little Johnny said, "No, what?"

She answered, "The principal's office."

Then little Johnny said, "Hey teach, do you know what it means when you have balls on your chin?"

The teacher answered, "No, what?"

"You have a d!ck in your mouth!"

Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair?

Because he had no legs.

Baby, here's my anus.

Baby, too, where's my anus?

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Are you wearing a diaper? Because your butt looks so saggy.

Roses are red, the grass is greener,

Every time I think of you, I play with my weenie.

So one day, I took a trip to Russia and saw Vladimir Putin walking in the streets without any bodyguards. Seeing as how I looked just like him, we switched places for a few days.

After two days, some officer came up to me and asked if we were going to project блять, and I said yes, and the officer said, "God help us."

So a day later, I heard on the news that every other continent and the moon were destroyed. I then approached the officer and said, "I thought you meant we were having a giant orgy." He said, "We did, and that we were extremely drunk."

I have a big cock.

penis balls cum <3

Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!

Dam, my balls itch like hell.

Your forehead is so big you can jump without getting hurt.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

My penis.

You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.

Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.

What do you call nuts on a chin?

My penis in your mouth.