Body jokes

Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?

'Cause it was stuck in the crack... *buttcrack*

What's the artist imagine something?

Imagine Dragons!

Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!

I have (I HAVE) bolas.

What should people do with their floppy dicks?

I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!

How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔

Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣

Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!

Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?

Pretty nuts, huh?

My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.

Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.

Hey! My balls are on your thing!

Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.

Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.

You're so skinny the world turns to the left!

I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"

Big feet equals mini meat.

Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?

It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.

Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?

Because he didn't want to get ripped.

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?

Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?

Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.

Fat guy: Thinking.

Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.

Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!

A sister went to her brother's room and says,

"I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"

"Yes, sis."

"What is this?" (pointing at his dick)

"My pet snake."

"Can I pet it?"

"Yes."

He wakes up in a hospital.

"What happened?"

"Your snake spit on me, so I bit his head off."

"You dummy!"

"Whaaat?"