Body jokes
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause it was stuck in the crack... *buttcrack*
I have (I HAVE) bolas.
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔
Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.
Memes
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.
Take a water bottle, shake it, you got piss.
A sister went to her brother's room and says,
"I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"
"Yes, sis."
"What is this?" (pointing at his dick)
"My pet snake."
"Can I pet it?"
"Yes."
He wakes up in a hospital.
"What happened?"
"Your snake spit on me, so I bit his head off."
"You dummy!"
"Whaaat?"
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)