Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Body Jokes
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
Haha, boob!
Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.
Could it be ligma?
Ligma balls, daddy!
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
Big butt
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!
If you're feeling numb, use your thumb.
What’s weaker than a daffodil? Mundy’s ankles.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
