Body jokes
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔
Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
Take a water bottle, shake it, you got piss.
Memes
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
Haha, boob!
Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.
Could it be ligma?
Ligma balls, daddy!
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
Big butt