Body jokes
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
Big feet equals mini meat.
Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
Take a water bottle, shake it, you got piss.
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
Big butt
Could it be ligma?
Ligma balls, daddy!
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!