Body jokes
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.
They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
Yo mama so stupid that she shit and farted on you, asshole!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
Woah, nice cock.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? Yeah, he's all right now.
- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop.
- Right. So you weigh yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool.
- Oh...that might actually be even easier.
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
I have a penis, and sometimes I bite it.
What is the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.
One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.
My penis is tied in a knot.
Your fat!
I go in to get a prostate exam. I'm nervous, but the doctor says it's all natural and needs to be done.
So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside, feeling for abnormalities.
That's when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.
I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! I wanted to save him, but a local stopped me. “That’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
Should I slap Flynn's ass?