Body jokes
I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
Eh... heh heh heh heh heh heh heh... HEE HEE HEE HEEE HEEEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEEE
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause it was stuck in the crack... *buttcrack*
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
Big feet equals mini meat.
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
I have (I HAVE) bolas.