Body jokes
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
Memes
Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
I poo 11 times a day.
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
My ass itches.
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
I have (I HAVE) bolas.
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔
Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!