Body jokes
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
Penis, cheese, butt, cum.
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.
My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.
Dick in my mouth.
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.
How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
Never break a girl's/boy's/someone's heart. They only have one of them.
Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.
Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.
Ajay's leg.
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!