Body jokes

Yo Father, don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anal plug in there.

What?

The holy water gets all the ass off. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*

When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.

My bum hurts.

What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.

When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!

What is the toughest part of the human body?

Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.

Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!

Roses are red,

foxes are red,

I like your butt, let me touch it forever.

Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.

What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?

His left shoulder.

My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.

Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.

In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?

My dick.

What do skeletons do with their organs?

They organize them!

Penis, cheese, butt, cum.

(insert funny joke about a dick here).

Did you laugh? Be honest.

My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.

Dick in my mouth.

My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂

Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎

What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?

They can both squirt out their cum.