Body jokes
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!
I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
"Jizzy jazz all over my ass."
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
Yo Father, don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anal plug in there.
What?
The holy water gets all the ass off. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.
My bum hurts.
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.
Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.