Body jokes
Everybody loves guns!
Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave? A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
Avocado. Avocado deez nuts!
Me: Doctor, can I get a new butt? My old one has a crack in it.
Doctor: I told you a billion times already. Everyone's butt has a crack in it.
Me: How do you know that?
You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.
Did you fart, cause you blew me away?
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
Clit
I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!