Body jokes
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo momma is so old, she farts dust!
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"