Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.
Body Jokes
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
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Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!
Jack and Jill went up the hill so they can fetch some pee. Jack fell down and broke his whole body. Jill just laughed and didn’t care, so now they have a daughter.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
