What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
There is a party in my mouth, and your dick is invited.
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward.
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?
You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet. The student recited the alphabet: "abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz". "Where's the p?" He looked down to the floor and said: "it's running down my legs".
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
What do you call a school that can talk? A school 🏫 with a face
What is your body like? Soft.
What is your name? My ankle is named? Samantha
I went to the doctor's yesterday. I said, "When I touch my back, it hurts. When I touch my knee, it hurts. When I touch anything, it hurts!" 😣 What’s wrong with me?
Doctor: You’ve broken your finger.
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
Hey What do you want we broke up like 5 days ago leave me alone Ok first wanna do some things What kind of things Illegal things Like what Knock you of and hide your body 🤡🤡🗡
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
my pal ased me why no body wants to eat the spaghetti he make in his restaurent welp,because it's impastable
So one day, I took a trip to Russia, and saw Vladimir Putin walking in the streets without any body guards. Seeing as how I looked just like him, we switched places for a few days. After two days, some officer came up to me and asked if we were going to project блять, and I had said yes, and the officer said god help us. So a day later, I heard on the news that every other continent, and the moon were destroyed. I then approached the officer and said. I thought you meant we were having a giant orgy. He said we did, and that we were extremely drunk.
What is different about priests and acne?
Acne waits until you're 13 to cum on your face.
What's both red, white and sometimes purple?
My arms...
