Body

Body jokes

When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.

Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?

Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?

To take care of his erectile dysfunction.

What is the difference between a priest and a zit?

The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.

Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."

I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.

I heard guns kill people, so I gave up my right to own one.

Then I heard dicks rape people, so I chopped it off.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.

What is a reverse exorcism?

It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child’s body.