Body jokes
Johnny is on his way to school when he comes across a frog. With a sudden inspirational thought, he picks the frog up, shoves a firecracker up the frog's arse, lights the cracker, and blows the frog to smithereens.
Now at school, the teacher asks the class: "Has anybody got anything for show and tell this morning?"
Johnny waves his arm in the air and is virtually screaming "Me mis me mis me mis".
"Ok Johnny, what do you have to share with the class today?"
Little Johnny then says, "Well on my way to school today I shoved a cracker up a frog's arse." The teacher interrupts and says, "It's not arse Johnny, It's rectum."
Johnny then says, "Fucking oath it wrecked 'im."
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
I like penis in my bum!
Who wants a picture of my pp?
When the nlgga is farting!!!
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
Why did he go to the chiropractors?
To get his spine fixed.
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice.'"
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
What is the difference between a priest and a zit?
The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.