Body jokes
Your momma is so fat, she can't even go skinny dipping.
My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!
Ball stretcher.
Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
What’s the difference between a motorcycle and a mutilated body?
I don’t have a motorcycle in my garage.
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
When I die, I want my body to be cremated.
And fucked! Fucked really hard, papí!! Like a real whore!! Like a real tramp!! Stuff your entire cock in there!!! Uhh!! Uhh!!
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
People say your body is 75% water, while mine [is] 100% full of coffee.
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.
What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
What is better than hitting a booty? Playing with the titties.
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd-shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.
As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"