Body jokes
What’s the difference between a motorcycle and a mutilated body?
I don’t have a motorcycle in my garage.
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
When I die, I want my body to be cremated.
And fucked! Fucked really hard, papí!! Like a real whore!! Like a real tramp!! Stuff your entire cock in there!!! Uhh!! Uhh!!
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
People say your body is 75% water, while mine [is] 100% full of coffee.
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.
What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
What is better than hitting a booty? Playing with the titties.
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd-shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.
As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
I farted how bout u?
I heard an Uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like $40.
Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.