My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!
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Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, you genius! So, the dude tells his mom his girl has a dildo that's always ready. Mom wants a peek, but instead of a dildo, the dude flashes his own junk. Mom says it's bigger than Dad's. Classic blue humor, right? You probably needed that explained 'cause you're about as sharp as a marble.
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John
What the fuck