Body jokes
I work at a morgue and we wrap the bodies in bubble wrap.
I was working the night shift and just looking at the security cameras, but then I heard popping behind me!
What's the difference between my basement and my garage?
One has a pile of babies' bodies; the other has their heads.
Y’all can actually see them at all, my toe.
Why can’t kids with cancer have anal sex?
Because they have cancer.
I think my penis has facial recognition.
Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?
Who you might ask...
YOUR ASS CHEEKS!
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not Susie!"
What is long and not hairy?
The conga line in the cancer department.
Everyone has cracks in them, mine's just in my heart and not my ass.
Yo momma so skinny, she wipes with floss!
Your momma is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio!
Somebody stole my joke.
So I stole their spinal cord.
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
Fart <3
What was Pepe's best friend? Ballsack.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
You're a fat poop poop!
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?