Grass Tickles

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

The grass tickles their balls.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. The joke plays on the height of midgets. Since they're short, when they run through grass, the grass tickles their balls. Geddit? You're so slow.

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