A lady walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs. The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea." The lady replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
Body Jokes
"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"
Dam, my balls itch like hell.
I have a big cock.
Up your butt with a coconut!
What did the nose say to the finger?
"Stop picking me!"
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
Your momma is so fat, she can't even go skinny dipping.
My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!
Ball stretcher.
Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
What’s the difference between a motorcycle and a mutilated body?
I don’t have a motorcycle in my garage.
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
When I die, I want my body to be cremated.
And fucked! Fucked really hard, papí!! Like a real whore!! Like a real tramp!! Stuff your entire cock in there!!! Uhh!! Uhh!!
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
People say your body is 75% water, while mine [is] 100% full of coffee.
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
