What did one cheek say to the other cheek?
"It is a squash in here!"
Body Jokes
This one butt cheek said to the other one, "It's really personal, but it's okay, I'll tell you." It said, "Hey, let's go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint, watch a movie, and go upstairs in the room and get down."
What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
All-star gay mix
Somebody once told me The world is gonna rape me The dick's the hardest part of the body She looked like she's having fun With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" in her bumhole.
Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she's in love with bumming Didn't make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb.
So much to fuck, so much to suck So what's wrong with eating the asshole? You'll never know if you don't try You'll never taste if you don't lick.
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
It's a gay place and they say it gets gayer You're licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless man's throat.
The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on cocaine, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get raped!
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a willy, ass frale And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
Lick my BALLS!
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.
Little Johnny asks a fireman, "Do you want to see my fire truck?"
So the fireman goes to look at it. Little Johnny tested it. "I got my hat in my fire truck."
So the fireman says, "Last night's alright, but why is it tied up to you wagging?" And he looks closer and sees the string is tied up in knots. He said, "That's nice all right, but why is it tied up to his nuts?"
The little Johnny said, "Well that's my son," and so he yanks on it.
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
Deez nuts, ahaha!
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.
Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?
It’s not hard.
