Body jokes
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?
It’s not hard.
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats," but none of them touch the man's penis and say "well done?"
I don't think I'm allergic to this.
My wife wanted a boob job. I told her it was too expensive.
I told her all she has to do is take some toilet paper and rub it in between her boobs for a few days, and they would get bigger. She asked, "How is that supposed to work?"
I replied, "I don't know how it works, but it did a heck of a job on your ass!"
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
You have more chins than a Hong Kong telephone book!
More like your anus.
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with her left hand?
She moans with her right.
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What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Penis, peepee, poopoo!
What's long, white, and thick? My dick.
Your forehead is so big it gets home before you do.
When a guy falls, it hurts them there. When a woman falls, it hurts more.