Body jokes
Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
Deez nuts, ahaha!
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.
Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?
It’s not hard.
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats," but none of them touch the man's penis and say "well done?"
I don't think I'm allergic to this.
My wife wanted a boob job. I told her it was too expensive.
I told her all she has to do is take some toilet paper and rub it in between her boobs for a few days, and they would get bigger. She asked, "How is that supposed to work?"
I replied, "I don't know how it works, but it did a heck of a job on your ass!"
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
You have more chins than a Hong Kong telephone book!
More like your anus.
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with her left hand?
She moans with her right.
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What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.