My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is about OP's girlfriend being super obese. So obese that when she looks in the mirror, she sees two of herself. Because her fat makes her look like two people. It's not funny; it's just mean. You're not very smart, are you?