Body jokes
Your face.
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five-head, six-head, and seven-head?
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward.
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?
You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."
What did the poo say to the fart:
You blow me away!
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet. The student recited the alphabet: "abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz". "Where's the p?" He looked down to the floor and said: "it's running down my legs".
The butt quack one.
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What is your body like? Soft.
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
I went to the doctor's yesterday. I said, "When I touch my back, it hurts. When I touch my knee, it hurts. When I touch anything, it hurts!" 😣 What’s wrong with me?
Doctor: You’ve broken your finger.
I'm hard right now.
'Cause you're a DICKstraction. ;)
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.