Body jokes

The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet. The student recited the alphabet: "abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz". "Where's the p?" He looked down to the floor and said: "it's running down my legs".

The butt quack one.

What did the right eye say to the left eye?

"Between you and me, something smells!"

What do you call a school that can talk?

A school with a face!

What is your body like? Soft.

What is your name?

My ankle is named Samantha.

I went to the doctor's yesterday. I said, "When I touch my back, it hurts. When I touch my knee, it hurts. When I touch anything, it hurts!" 😣 What’s wrong with me?

Doctor: You’ve broken your finger.

I'm hard right now.

'Cause you're a DICKstraction. ;)

What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?

Dark humor.

What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.

Hey, What do you want? We broke up like 5 days ago, leave me alone. Ok, first wanna do some things? What kind of things? Illegal things. Like what? Knock you off and hide your body. 🤡🤡🗡

I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.

Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.

Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?

Sans: haha... Paps: what? Sans: i KNEW it was gonna rain today. Paps: that's nearly impossible, how? Sans: i could feel it in my bo- Paps: OH MY GOD STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?

Fat moms.

Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?

Because she had none of the above.

My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.

Well, because it's impastable.

What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!