Body Part jokes
A girl said to me yesterday, "I don't know why men act like they are better than women, we all know women are supreme." I was confused, so I asked her how, and she told me, "Well, us women have a pussy, ass, and tits, while guys only have a penis. Women have 3 things while guys only have 1. Women are obviously supreme over men." I told her, "Actually, guys have more than women." "How so?" "Men have rights."
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
OMG, I had a really good hand joke, but I just couldn't put my finger on it.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
If I had a sister with only 1 leg... wouldn't her name be I-Lean?
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, it’s too pointless.
Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin?
Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
What has 2 legs and is red all over?
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why don’t women wear mini skirts in the winter?
Because they’ll get chapped lips.
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.
Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.
What's the best part of having sex with a baby?
Deep throat and anal at the same time.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
If your left nut was Thanksgiving and your right nut was Christmas, then you wouldn't have any balls because they're holidays.
Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.
A friend of mine told me this joke a long time ago and I have never forgotten it.
A worm was crawling over a train track, and a train ran over him and cut off his ass. The worm turned around to get the piece of his ass back and another train ran over him and cut off his head.
BAD IDEA and a lesson to us all.
NEVER LOSE YOUR HEAD OVER A PIECE OF ASS!! LMAO (literally, kind of)( pretty sure you get it)
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."