Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
what do you call a pedo with no legs? a creepy crawly
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
I need a new butt this one has a hole in it
A penis has a bad life his neighbor is asshole and his friend is pussy and his owner beats him
What's a bulls favorite body part? an Eye-BULL!!
So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.
I'm scared that it moves at night.
I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.
What's the difference between a dick and a rock?
One's hard.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.
Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds. One of the kids says something. Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty? The other kid says something else. Yes. It sounds cool. After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over. But I think it's missing something though. The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking. Oh, I know what it is! After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack. The first kid speaks. Icy what you did there. The other kid replies. Good thing I didn't slip up there. The first kid replies. Well, that's snow problem. The other kid then uttered this: These puns would make the most frigid individual crack-up. The first kid then says: I know, right? They then begin a snowball fight. The other kid then says: Only the men have snowballs!
