Body Part jokes
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.
A friend of mine told me this joke a long time ago and I have never forgotten it.
A worm was crawling over a train track, and a train ran over him and cut off his ass. The worm turned around to get the piece of his ass back and another train ran over him and cut off his head.
BAD IDEA and a lesson to us all.
NEVER LOSE YOUR HEAD OVER A PIECE OF ASS!! LMAO (literally, kind of)( pretty sure you get it)
My name is Myria, my right nut.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
Like if you have nuts.
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
If I had a sister with only 1 leg... wouldn't her name be I-Lean?
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What has four legs and an arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
What did one butthole say to the other?
"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"
Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.
I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
What should more fun than slapping a baby?
Deez nutz.
Arms.
You sat on a chair with Uranus.