Body Part jokes
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get out of me.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get in my mouth, oh how I wanna taste you.
Oh, butt plug, oh butt plug, something is nutty.
There was a doctor's room filled with 20 women, 4 kids, 15 men, and 1 dog. However, there were forty foreheads. How is this possible?
(They will think 44 heads, not 40 foreheads.)
Because there are 40 foreheads, not 44 heads.
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?
ill suck on that big toe for 5 bucks in the back of an alley way to be honest
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.
What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms, and needles.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
What has four legs and an arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants 👖
Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."
(I am a penis!) HA HA!
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?... You crack me up.
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?
Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.