Body Part jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.
What do you call a man with rubber toes??
Roberto
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs?
"Nice tits."
Why don’t women wear mini skirts in the winter?
Because they’ll get chapped lips.
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
Where do dogs go when their tails fall off?
To the retail store.
Why did the clown stop smiling?
Someone chopped his lips off.
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it, would they be kicking or hitting you?
Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. The first cannibal says, "You start at the bottom, I start at the top," so they both chow down.
About half an hour later, the second cannibal says, "I'm having a ball!" Then the first cannibal says, "Then you're eating too fast!"
I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike; I just collect body parts.
What's the difference between a dick and a rock?
One's hard.
You sat on a chair with Uranus.
What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield?
Its butt.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
It was too irritating to listen to her and lend her my ear to talk to.
Bro, your toenails are bigger than your IQ.