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Sally's Lack of Arms

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charlie poole
8 years ago ·
  • Why did Sally fall off the swings?

    She had no arms.

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Not Sally.

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    • Sally
    • Swing
    • Disabled
    • Arms
    • Knock knock
    • Fall

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, the joke is about Sally, who, surprise, surprise, doesn't have arms. The punchline is a dark twist on the classic "Knock, knock" joke. Instead of someone's name, it's "Not Sally" because, well, she can't knock since she lacks arms, genius. Also, you have arms!

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