Body Part jokes
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”
No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!”
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, “Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”
Little Mary’s mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, “Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!”
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, “Anybody?”
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, “The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.”
Mrs. Parks said, “Very good, Billy,” then turned to Mary and continued.
“As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn’t read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.”
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.
What has four legs and one arm? A doberman at the playground.
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike; I just collect body parts.
If your left nut was Thanksgiving and your right nut was Christmas, then you wouldn't have any balls because they're holidays.
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
I can see my future in your forehead.
Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin?
Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.