Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike; I just collect body parts.
If your left nut was Thanksgiving and your right nut was Christmas, then you wouldn't have any balls because they're holidays.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
I can see my future in your forehead.
Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin?
Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.
what do you call a pedo with no legs? a creepy crawly
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Haha, balls hahaha!
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?
Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.