What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
Body Part Jokes
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike; I just collect body parts.
If your left nut was Thanksgiving and your right nut was Christmas, then you wouldn't have any balls because they're holidays.
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
I can see my future in your forehead.
Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin?
Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Like if you have nuts.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.
Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
