Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike; I just collect body parts.
If your left nut was Thanksgiving and your right nut was Christmas, then you wouldn't have any balls because they're holidays.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
I can see my future in your forehead.
Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin?
Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.
what do you call a pedo with no legs? a creepy crawly
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
Haha, balls hahaha!
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?
Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Keep this shit between you and me."
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. “Ye gads, matey,” says Morty. “What happened to ya?” Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”
“And yer hand?” asks Marty.
“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”
“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”
“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”
“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”
“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”
