Body Part jokes
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
My name is Myria, my right nut.
What's the difference between a grape, an apple, and an arm? You don't slice a grape.
OWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST GOT A CUT ON MY BUTT. Oh wait, that’s always been there.
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"
What did one butthole say to the other?
"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.
What's big and round?
Mine and not yours.
A friend of mine told me this joke a long time ago and I have never forgotten it.
A worm was crawling over a train track, and a train ran over him and cut off his ass. The worm turned around to get the piece of his ass back and another train ran over him and cut off his head.
BAD IDEA and a lesson to us all.
NEVER LOSE YOUR HEAD OVER A PIECE OF ASS!! LMAO (literally, kind of)( pretty sure you get it)
Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.
I have a match!
My ass, your face.
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
Call me Willma, will my balls fit ya mouth?
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!