Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.
I have a match!
My ass, your face.
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
Call me Willma, will my balls fit ya mouth?
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.
What's the difference between a dick and a rock?
One's hard.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get out of me.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get in my mouth, oh how I wanna taste you.
Oh, butt plug, oh butt plug, something is nutty.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.
Little Johnny's mom is taking a shower. Little Johnny walks in and asks, "What is that in between your legs?" Mommy says, "That is my keyhole." The next day, Little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and Little Johnny asks, "What is that in between your legs?" Daddy says, "That is my key." The next day Little Johnny says to his dad, "Looks like the neighbor has the key to Mommy's keyhole too."
When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.
At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters
'PNEIS'
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
Bro, your toenails are bigger than your IQ.
Up your pp with a piece of crap!
Girls with the name Carley have the biggest forehead on the earth, I mean, moon.
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
