Body Part jokes
Like if you have nuts.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.
Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
Haha, balls hahaha!
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?
Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?... You crack me up.
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Keep this shit between you and me."
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. “Ye gads, matey,” says Morty. “What happened to ya?” Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”
“And yer hand?” asks Marty.
“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”
“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”
“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”
“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”
“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”
Willy bum.
Hairline got cut by a broken teacup.
Your forehead is so big, a whole jungle grew on it.
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)