Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
Body Part Jokes
Haha, balls hahaha!
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?
Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?... You crack me up.
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Keep this shit between you and me."
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. “Ye gads, matey,” says Morty. “What happened to ya?” Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”
“And yer hand?” asks Marty.
“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”
“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”
“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”
“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”
“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”
Willy bum.
Hairline got cut by a broken teacup.
Your forehead is so big, a whole jungle grew on it.
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.
I'm scared that it moves at night.
I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.
You sat on a chair with Uranus.
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
Despite my devilish attitude, I have the heart of a small boy.
I keep it in a jar on my desk.
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms, and needles.
Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
