Blue jokes

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.

What do you call a policeman/farmer?

A farmer in blue!

Blueface baby!

What is a redneck's favorite color?

Blue.

Your penis is literally BLUE!

Some people call them glue sticks, but they're blue sticks.

Roses are blue, violets are blue.

What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!

When you pull out, but the baby's face turns blue.

Well, I don't have a joke but... I have a poem.

My dick is red, your pussy is blue. I... lied to you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.

Let's chat here, sisters!

Kariah, blue heart!

Lariah, pink heart!

Iariah, yellow heart!

Me, green heart!

I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.

What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!

Coworker, why is Sara so blue?

Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?

Why are smurfs blue?

Because they get bruises all the time.

Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.