Blue jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Two gay lovers find out they are brothers.
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?
A: Blue stop signs.
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?
Barack Obama.
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
Why was the whale sad?
Because he is blue!
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.
A B C D E F G.
Gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life because the red one's got a knife!
What's black, blue, and red, laying in a ditch?
You after you disrespect me.
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead because of you.
Actually, not because of you... because of your face.