Blue Jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.

What do you call a policeman/farmer?

A farmer in blue!

Blueface baby!

What is a redneck's favorite color?

Blue.

Your penis is literally BLUE!

Some people call them glue sticks, but they're blue sticks.

Roses are blue, violets are blue.

What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!

When you pull out, but the baby's face turns blue.

Well, I don't have a joke but... I have a poem.

My dick is red, your pussy is blue. I... lied to you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.

Let's chat here, sisters!

Kariah, blue heart!

Lariah, pink heart!

Iariah, yellow heart!

Me, green heart!

I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.

What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!

Coworker, why is Sara so blue?

Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?

Why are smurfs blue?

Because they get bruises all the time.

Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.

This is crazy! Little Johnny died!

There lived a jackal in a forest. He did not get the day's food, so he was very hungry and wandered throughout the forest, but could not find any food. Finally, he decided to go to the city. As he was walking into the city, he heard some dogs bark. Soon, he found a group of dogs running towards him, so he rushed into a nearby house which belonged to a dyer and fell into a tub filled with blue dye. The dogs that were chasing him returned back as they could not find him. The jackal came out blue from the tub and went into the forest. Every animal in the forest was frightened to see a new animal. The jackal realized that all animals were afraid of him and took advantage of the situation. He called the animals towards him. The jackal said, "Oh my dear friends, I have been sent by gods in heaven to protect you all. I will be the king of this jungle." All the animals became very happy. Everyday they served him food and took care of all his needs. They came to him with all their problems and listened to what their king said. One day as the king jackal was sitting by the court, he heard a pack of jackals howling in the forest. For a long time, he had not heard these voices. He felt very happy, forgetting he was the king, he howled back immediately. All the animals knew who he really was and started chasing him in anger, but the jackal was already on the run.