Blue

Blue jokes

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?

Finger

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.

Friend

Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.

Anyone know what happened?

Company

If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.

P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!

Memes

Occupation

What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?

An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.

Man

Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.

Mama

Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!

Baby

What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?

The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.

Love

Joshua White loves blue, A simple truth, tried and true. In his pocket, only six, Yet each penny a valued fix.

With eyes that seek the azure skies, He dreams of places that mesmerize. A palette of blues, a symphony of hues, Whispering secrets only he can choose.

His heart beats to the rhythm of the sea, Where waves crash, wild and free. In sandy shores, he finds solace rare, A momentary escape from life's daily wear.

In cerulean fields, flowers dance, Their vibrant petals, a timeless romance. He wanders through meadows, devoid of strife, Seeking solace in nature's vibrant life.

Joshua White, a soul of gentle grace, Embracing the world at his own pace. Though his pockets hold a mere six, His spirit soars, never to be fixed.

For in the depths of his azure dreams, The richness of life's tapestry gleams. And with every breath, he finds anew, That love is boundless, ever true.

Mama

Yo mama so fat!

She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!

Money

Roses are red, violets are blue, in the middle of the day, give me money, you!