Blue Jokes

Your penis is literally BLUE

Roses are red violets are blue in the middle of the day give me money you!

What do you call a police man/farmer?

A farmer in blue!

What is a rednecks favorite color? Blue

What cigarettes Churchill's wife likes to smoke Blue Winston

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Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.

Blueface baby

My hair is blue and I'm blue!

🤔 💭 🙃 What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent? Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!!

some people call them glue sticks but they"re blue sticks

Roses are blue violets are blue

What ohh shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia

When you pull out but the baby's face turns blue

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Why are smurfs blue

Because they get bruises all the time

Roses are red Violets are blue How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?

Coworker why is Sara so blue? Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you, with your husband together out of love. U better watch out dear, she might saraorize him, with her crooked teeth & ultra thin lips.

Roses are red violets are blue Mike pence hair is make of glue

I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day. What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thks!