Blue jokes
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
What’s blue and comes in brownies?
Cub Scouts.
Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
Roses are red, violets are blue, My heart is dead, I’m such a fool.
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
Everyone, just as a warning, stay AWAY from Akeld!
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?