Blue jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

Why is the ocean blue?

A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."

Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.

Obi-Wan be like:

"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"

The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.

Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"

The kid replied, "I'm not sad."

Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."

Never search up "monkey with blue balls."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.

The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”

Then she said that's true.

What’s blue and comes in brownies?

Cub Scouts.

Roses are red, violets are blue, My heart is dead, I’m such a fool.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead.

I’m such a fool.

Why did I fall for you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.

Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.

Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.

Husband: The second we entered the beach,

Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"

What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.

What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?

Cot death.

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.