Blue jokes

Why is the ocean blue?

A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

Never search up "monkey with blue balls."

Obi-Wan be like:

"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"

The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”

Then she said that's true.

Roses are red, violets are blue, My heart is dead, I’m such a fool.

Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!

Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.

Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.

Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead.

I’m such a fool.

Why did I fall for you?

What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.

Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.

Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.

Husband: The second we entered the beach,

Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.

Foxy is red,

Bonnie is blue,

And Golden Freddy will kill you.

Which one's super super corny?

1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.

2. What's blue and super hard to see?

Dark blue. (🤔)

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.