Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.
What's 2ft long, blue and stiff and keeps a woman up all night????
Cot death.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The Blue tang fish.
Husband: my wife and I went to the beach today Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit Husband: The second we entered the beach Pedestrians: TSUNAMI TSUNAMI
Roses are red, Violets are blue, i need your peach, and ill torture you with a speech
Roses are Red, Violets are blue, your mums so fat, she broke britain two
Foxy is red, Bonnie is blue, And Golden Freddy will kill you.
Roses are red violets are blue people thinks that you’re fat until they saw your mom
Roses are red violets are blue don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew
Roses are red violets are blue tory shirts step in doodoo
Roses are red violets are blue Alexander Boris de piffle had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
blood is red.bruses are blue i ferget the rest...um i hate you...?
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks... "Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"
"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."
I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.
Whats yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties
Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles and a small scar on her right check. Last seen on cctv wearing a see through bottoms, a pink top and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.
Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose
