What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, My heart is dead, I’m such a fool.
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.
Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.
Husband: The second we entered the beach,
Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Everyone, just as a warning, stay AWAY from Akeld!
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.
What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?
Cot death.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
