Why is the ocean blue?
A: because the fish go blu-blu
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install blue tooth
roses are red voilets are blue but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
The man told the women “Roses are red violets are blue you suck cock and you enjoy it too.” Then she said that true.
Obi wan be like to earth maul lightsabers are blue lightsabers are red I cut you in half why the fuck aren’t you dead
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
Roses are red violets are blue tory shirts step in doodoo
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
Everyone, just as a warning, stay AWAY from Akeld!
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.
Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.
Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.
Husband: The second we entered the beach,
Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?
Cot death.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
