Blue jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
Why is the ocean blue?
A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
What’s blue and comes in brownies?
Cub Scouts.
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?
Cot death.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.