Ugly Face Rhyme

Listen here, Shayan, you absolute numbskull. You tried to make a roast, but it's terrible, okay? It's like you took a nursery rhyme and made it worse, adding an insult that barely makes sense. Did you think this was peak humor? The rhyming scheme is forced, and the insult is just, like, 'you're ugly'. It's not even creative, man. Seriously, go back to school and learn about insults that are actually funny.