Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?
Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
What's blue and bad for your teeth?
A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry), but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth).
There was a fancy dress party; the theme was emotions.
One guy came dressed in green, and he was envy; another person came dressed in red, and she was anger; another guy came dressed in blue, and he was sadness. Two Indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear, said he was deep in dis"pear." The other Indian came with his d*** in custard, and he said he was f***ing dicustard!
Goes to school with blue suppressed pistol. #1 Victory Royale!
Roses are red Violets are blue two gay lovers find out they are brothers
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.
Doctor Seuss break up lines:
"One fish, two fish, blue fish, red fish, I'm breaking up with you, bitch."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
Rose are red voliets are blue I saw your mom beat you.
Roses are red violets are blue gum makes me
beautiful but what happened to you?
My favorite dark joke are orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now)
What is blue and wiggling on my floor?
A baby in a bag.
"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.
(meaning sad)
