Blue jokes
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What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.
Roses are red, Velvet is blue, So are violets.
What's blue and bad for your teeth?
A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry), but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth).
There was a fancy dress party; the theme was emotions.
One guy came dressed in green, and he was envy; another person came dressed in red, and she was anger; another guy came dressed in blue, and he was sadness. Two Indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear, said he was deep in dis"pear." The other Indian came with his d*** in custard, and he said he was f***ing dicustard!
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.
I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.
And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.
Goes to school with blue suppressed pistol. #1 Victory Royale!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Two gay lovers find out they are brothers.
Doctor Seuss break up lines:
"One fish, two fish, blue fish, red fish, I'm breaking up with you, bitch."