Roses are red, violets are blue, yk what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.🫦
HA URANUS FACE Not in a racist way tho
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe, till there all black and blue!
(Classic)
Roses are red violets are blue your penis smells like stew and I want to eat it too
Roses are red violet are blue jets versus towers, USA lost two
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
Roses are red violets are blue oh you wanna die I wanna die too!!!
Latias is red Latios is blue you should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu
So Little Johnny's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, Johnny raises his hand and says "teacher, I'll bet you $50 I can guess what color your underwear is." She replies, "okay, meet me after class and we'll settle it." But beforeclass ends, she goes to the restroom and removes her panties. After class is over and the studentsclear out, Johnny makes his guess. "Blue." "Nope. You got it wrong," she says as she lifts her skirt to reveal she isn't wearing any underwear. "Well come with me out to my dads car, he's waiting for me, and I'll get you the money." She follows him out. When they get to the car she informs his dad that he got the bet wrong and that she showed Johnny that she wasn't wearing any underwear. His dad exclaims: "That mother fucker! He bet me $100 this morning that he'd see your pussy before the end of the day!"
Roses are red violets are blue keep being you let no 1 discourage you
Your hairline is so far back that green lantern became blue torch
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? - in Washington D.C.
Roses are red, violets are blue; blood’s thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.
Roses are red violets are blue. I have five fingers two of them are for you.
Roses are red fiolets are blue ur so flat we can play chess on ur chest
red,black,blue The colors of life
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basket ball player? Blue Jay Simpson!
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will do it itself
Roses are red violets or blue your ass is Is clean because randy won’t stop liking
Guys I'm back....
Here's my joke
What I'd blue and red all over? Blood in the water of a shark attack victim
