Blue jokes
If Red gets voted out, what happened?
Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"
Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"
Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"
Lime, Green, and Purple run.
Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.
Black killed Red. Black is the win.
LOL
What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.
What was blue and black and doesn't like to have sex... The little girl in my trunk.
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
if i had 8 good women what does that mean
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?
Barack Obama.
My hair is blue, and I'm blue!
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.
Who's the bus driver?
You will never nose [know].
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, keep being you, let no one discourage you.
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
What's red and blue and runs up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.