Blue jokes

Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.

If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?

In Washington D.C.

In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.

Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.

And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!

What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?

Blue Jay Simpson!

What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.

Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.

Guys, I'm back...

Here's my joke:

What is blue and red all over?

Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].

White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?

Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.

Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.