roses are red violets are blue that joke is old just like you.
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish", and the Clownfish "Nemo fish" π€£
I do this too often!!
Bet yall did not know Kobe had Blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo
Serial killers be like: blood is red veins are blue, next one is YOU.
Roses are red.... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you
Rose's are Red Violets are Blue I've got Genital Wart's, Soon you will too-
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all crips (sorry)
charli trys to roast me: roses are red violets are blue and u look like poo Me: you must of been born on the highway cuz thats where most accidents happen
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Was blue and black and doesn't like to have sex..... The little girl in my trunk
Roses are red your penis is blue the bed sheet has turned a different color too.
Meaning behind the German flag: π©πͺ Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars
A man is with his friend in a bar.
The friend, out of the blue asks, "Hey, what's your body count?"
Nervous, the man looks away.
The friend then says, "I'm talking about sex."
The man then turns back and mumbles, "Oh.. I thought you saw inside the basement.."
"Wait, wha.."
"What?"
What is bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you
knok knok whos ther? ur blue nue hue kuo
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt everyone yelled tsunami!
Roses are red Violets are blue God made me pretty WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth? You get a good connection
roses r red voilets r blue all the worse jokes come from u