Blue jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.
Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles, and a small scar on her right check.
Last seen on CCTV wearing see-through bottoms, a pink top, and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
If you are a female pedo, I am looking for you.
And if you want, I'll give you my wand.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
What is blue and sits in a corner? A baby in a baggy.
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
To All The Naruto Fans:
Sharingan is red, Rasengans are blue, If you dare touch my daughter, I'll Chidori you!
How do you make a pink Smurf?
You peel the skin off.
Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!