Blue jokes
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.
(meaning sad)
Roses are red, violets are blue.
These jokes are old, come up with something new!
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?
Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!
Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).
Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
Memes
Roses are red, violets are blue, keep being you, let no one discourage you.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.