Roses are red fiolets are blue ur so flat we can play chess on ur chest
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basket ball player? Blue Jay Simpson!
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul. Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue. And he probably be lookin more blue than me
red,black,blue The colors of life
never search up monkey with blue balls
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White Russians do you mean ree,white, blue and dead white Russians?
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will do it itself
What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?
Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles ' N Bits!!
Roses are red, violets are blue; blood’s thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.
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What's blue and bad for your teeth?
A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry) but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth)
There was a fancy dress party the theme was emotions. one guy came dressed in green and he was envy, another person came dressed in red and she was anger another guy came dressed in blue and he was sadness. Two indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear said he was deep in dispear, the other indian came with his d*** in custard and he said he was f***ing dicustard
Goes to school with blue suppresed pistol #1victory royals
Roses are red Violets are blue two gay lovers find out they are brothers
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do, oh never mind I'm not homo like you
doctor suess break up lines one fish two fish blue fish red fish im breaking up with you bitch
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What is blue and wiggling on my floor? A baby in a bag
Roses are red violets are blue, like my hole uncle bill is making me full, better run here he comes.
