Blue

Blue Jokes

Things we all do:

Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish", and the Clownfish "Nemo fish" 🀣

I do this too often!!

What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?

An Oreo

charli trys to roast me: roses are red violets are blue and u look like poo Me: you must of been born on the highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

πŸ€” 😳 what do physically handicapped β™Ώ πŸ‘¨πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ gay men do after they are done belching whip their mouths πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks

πŸ“ πŸ“ πŸ“ πŸ“ πŸ“ πŸ“

Meaning behind the German flag: πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars

A man is with his friend in a bar.

The friend, out of the blue asks, "Hey, what's your body count?"

Nervous, the man looks away.

The friend then says, "I'm talking about sex."

The man then turns back and mumbles, "Oh.. I thought you saw inside the basement.."

"Wait, wha.."

"What?"

What is bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you

Roses are red Violets are blue God made me pretty WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU