Blue jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!
No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.
(meaning sad)
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
Roses are red, violets are blue.
These jokes are old, come up with something new!
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?
Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!
Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).
Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.
Roses are red, violets are blue, keep being you, let no one discourage you.
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.
Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.