Blue jokes
What is black and blue and really hates sex?
The six-year-old in my basement.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.
To All The Naruto Fans:
Sharingan is red, Rasengans are blue, If you dare touch my daughter, I'll Chidori you!
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)
A man was mowing his lawn when blue and red stuff came out instead of grass. Next thing he knew, a smurf was on his shoulder asking if he’s seen his friend.
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
These jokes are old, come up with something new!
A man once went to a doctor because his leg was turning blue.
The doctor said that his leg had to be amputated as it was getting poisonous.
The man then got plastic prosthetics.
Next day even the prosthetics started turning blue.
After much examination, the doctor found that the patient's pants were shedding color.
Blueface baby!
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I know a pedophile,
And he says he knows you.
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.
Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.
Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?
An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!
When you pull out, but the baby's face turns blue.
My hair is blue, and I'm blue!