Blue Jokes

roses are red violets are blue she is hot but you're as ugly as poo

Funny Test Answers #6

Pro Fest-Answer these questions as accurately as possible.
1. in which battle did Napoleon Die? His last one
2. Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?
on the bottom of the page.
3. River Ravi, flows is which state?
Liquid State
4. What is the main reason for Divorce?
MARRIAGE
S. What is the main reason for Exams?
FAILURE
6. What can you never eat for Breakfast?
Lunch & Dinner
7. What looks like half an apple?
The other HALF
8. If you threw a red stone into the Blue Sea, what will it become?
Simply, Awet stone
9. How can a Man go 8 days without sleeping?
EASY, sleep at night.
A+ for Creativity
Mis Ta
Jun
10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
you can never lift on elephant that has I HAND
11.If you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand and 3 oranges and 4 apples
in the other hand, what would you have?
VERY Large HANDS
12.if it took, eight men 10 hours to build a brick wall, how long would it take
four men to build it?
No time at all, the wall was
already built
13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Any way you
very
want, because a concrete floor
hard to crack.

Goes to school with blue suppresed pistol #1victory royals

Roses are red Violets are blue two gay lovers find out they are brothers

Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do, oh never mind I'm not homo like you

doctor suess break up lines one fish two fish blue fish red fish im breaking up with you bitch

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, U make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz, It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

Rose are red voliets are blue I saw your mom beat you.

Roses are red violets are blue gum makes me

beautiful but what happened to you?

In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue. He sat on a rock, tckled his cock, until it turned red white and blue

Roses are red violets are blue, like my hole uncle bill is making me full, better run here he comes.

Roses are red my c0ck is blue oh shit wtf happen to you

you look like barney i ́m choking you too and your face is turning all purple and blue

Roses are red violets are blue polo G. is the goat but that means nothing to you

*sigh* Roses are red Vilots are blue you are so ugly do not tell me that is really you

Roses are red Violets are blue If hes busy on Valentines day the side chick is you

Rose's are red my cum is blue I'll wait till your asleep to rape you

WHY IS THE MOON RED TODAY?The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.