Baby

Hibityhupla

what is red white and blue and makes me proud to live in this country? the baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.

Red

Anonymous

roses are red, violets are blue, i am gay, so are you.

Puns

Anonymous

what did rainbow say to the other rainbow

nothing it was feeling blue

Green

evil

if red get vote out whit happed

red is not vote red is a hacker so he kill blue ok so

some one fondy blue boddy red sud where

lime and green and prup sud how is red not die

red am a hacker u noobs

lime and grenn and prup run

red killd therem all red the win but he is not the win

black killd red black is the win lol

Fat

dev

yo mama soo fat! she sunk the titanic she put on a blue coat and they thought she was and iceberg!!

Red

Roses are red violets are blue poetry is gay and so r u

Peter

Anonymous

If, Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money. P.S… The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to ‘When You Wish Upon A Window’, with the castle being the Blue Peter ship, instead.

Glue

Anonymous

some people call them glue sticks but they"re blue sticks

Plane

Anonymous

how old is a blue plane

blue

Man

Farmer Brown

What do you call a police man/farmer?

A farmer in blue!

Baby

Anonymous

Blueface baby

Red

Dark wolf

roses are red,vilots are blue,i tell you you look pretty,but all you do is look like a poo

Hair

prince/ mr tallie

My hair is blue and I’m blue!

Sadness

Pumk

The kid was abit sad, so he was blue. Teacher asked him, “Why are you so blue?” The kid replied, “im not sad.” Teacher said, “no ur face acually blue”

Meme

Anonymous

roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.

Fast

roses or red voilets are blue the childern are fast but elmo is faster bow down to your master

Baby

justinelinguine

When you pull out but the baby’s face turns blue

Uranus

Anonymous

HA URANUS FACE Not in a racist way tho

Ball

deviruzh or devirush

Jay and Andrew, are best friends whom are almost alike, the difference between them both is Jay is poor and well…Andrew on the other hand is suck-a-dick-poor. Let me explain, Jay wakes-up in his room, walks to the kitchen and asks his mom Lisa (I call her Lisa now btw) if there is anything to eat, “No bitch !” She replies, so Jay drinks a glass of milk and goes back to bed. Now Andrew…wakes-up jumps out of bed and he’s in the kitchen, he sees his mom fixing some for work, after a long hard night of giving her husband blue-balls, “Anything left for me Mother?” Andrew asks “Sorry Honey, I have to eat to put food on the table and to get the running again.” *so she goes to work taking her time * Andrew sits by his bedside and says to himself “Man…I’d suck a dick for some water right now.” his mom storms back after hearing what he had said "I’ll buy you a soda if u do my first customer for me!!! "

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Doctor

Anonymous

A man once went to a doctor because his leg was turning blue.

The doctor said that his leg had to be amputated as it was getting poisonous.

The man then got plastic prosthetics.

Next day even the prosthetics started turning blue.

After much examination the doctor found that the patients pants were shedding color.