Blowjob Jokes

Anonymous
in Adult

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Anonymous
in Adult

Why do heterosexual men like to receive a anonymous blowjob at a adult book store because they don’t want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men but they don’t want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out

in Orphan

Why do orphans love blowjobs because they actually get kissed

Anonymous
in Adult

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The Nasty Motherf...er
in Bungee

What does a blowjob from a 80 year old and Bungee jumps have in common?

You feel the rush but don’t look down

D: Johnny Johnny J: Yes papa? D: Eating sugar J: No papa! D: Telling Lies J: No Papa D: Open your mouth, Now full of cock. :)

-Dark humor

Anonymous
in Adult

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Anonymous
in Heterosexual

Why does a married heterosexual man want a anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside a adult book store? because he doesn’t want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man

Anonymous
in Adult

Why does the catholic church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth? so a priest give a anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man or a gay man or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession

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Anonymous
in Adult

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Anonymous
in Adult

Why do Roman Catholics always call their minister father? because Roman Catholic men between 18 - 29 years old received a free anonymous blowjob inside the confessional booth at the glory hole

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MyGpasAPedo

911 whats your emergency? Me: Officer My Girlfriend is dead! Operator: What Happened!? Me: She Bit The Tip

Lovely perv
in Dick

Who discovered shrimp were edible? Proble the same one who invented the blowjob. -

Anonymous 321
in Sister

I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows he meats. She won a trophy, we blind folded her, then my sister say yeah I was blinded folded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guest which flavor of the meat it was. The Trophy said Best BlowJobs. As a brother I couldn’t be prouder.

Anonymous
in Adult

A man was asked by his 21 years old daughter, " Dad how do you give a blowjob to a man that has a big β€œdick”? her father replied " honey, you should have watch me last night - it was inside my mouth, does it cycle now?"

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in Porn

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