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Minecraftkid72
in Bad

A fan gave another fan a blowjob

Anonymous
in Sex

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D. Fooshee
in Blonde

Two guys were walking down the street and one of the guys told his friend he could talk any Blond in the world into giving him a Blowjob, any Blond! So the guy bet him 20 bucks and pointed to this cute blond sitting on the side of the road and said alright let’s see it! The other guy walks up to the cutie and says, Hi my names Dave and my Doctor just told me that if I didn’t get a Blowjob from a Blond within three hours that the disease I have will kill me in 'oh less see now 22 minutes! She looked up at him with tears in her eyes and said β€œYou mean I could save you from dying right now?” Then she says pull it out! 10 minutes later the two men were laughing and patting old Dave on the back when his friend noticed the blond sitting in the alley bawling her eyes out! So he walks over to her and says I would have thought you would be so happy for saving my friends life?! So she looks up him just crying her eyes out even worse and says" I could have saved my dad!"

Anonymous
in Homophobe

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in Glory Hole

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daboss
in Guy

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Scott

Girlfriend:I just lost 5 pounds! Me:How many makeup wipes did you need?

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in Adult

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Anonymous456
in Sister

I was going home and 3 guys came up to me. An Italian, black, Spanish. They said you should be a proud brother your sister knows her meats, I didn’t know what they were talking about. They said sister won a trophy you will see it when you get home. I went home my sister said look I won a trophy by knowing my meats. I said what do you mean well 3 guys blindfolded me and I gave them a blowjob each one of them, and I guest which flavor was it. I was right all the time that’s how I won my trophy. Has a big brother I couldn’t be any prouder.

Carson Barnes
in Seizure

Why did Anna give Carson a blowjob?

He made her.

Anonymous 321
in Sister

I went home one day & three guys a Spanish, a Chinese, a white guy told me you should be proud of your sister that she won a trophy about knowing her flavor of meats. Then my sister told me that I was blindfold, and gave all of them a blowjob,and I had to guess which flavor that I was sucking on. I was aright all the time, and they gave me a trophy. The Trophy say blowjobs of fthe flavors. As a brother I couldn’t be more prouder.

Anonymous
in Sex

My parent’s gave me a blowjob it was a blowtastic time

Mikey

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