Why was the snowman smiling?
Because he saw the snow blower coming down the street.
Why do men give cold women their jackets?
No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth.
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they canβt take real meat.
My sister is so stupid she thought LBJ was Spanish for blowjob.
My two friends came to me one day and said they had the best blowjob that they ever had from my little sister. So I ask my sister is it true that you gave my friends a blowjobs. She sad yes. My sister ask me do you want one, I said yeah. My sister gave me a blowjob and wow just like my friends it was the best blowjob that I ever had. As a older brother I couldn't be more prouder.
Why do physically disabiled gay men like performing blowjobs on wellendowed abled bodied gay men? Because physically disabiled gay men preferred eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner π½
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely canβt look down.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male? From a physically disabiled gay male who is either at the gym πͺ πͺ ποΈββοΈ or at the rest area βΏοΈ πΉ π½
My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs then she grew teeth
What do you call a blowjob in Africa? Breakfast
Jill goes home one night with a guy she met at a club. He's tall, super hot, and seems different than most guys she meets. They arrive at his place and head straight to his room. Jill can't help but notice a shelf full of teddy bears. On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle are medium-sized teddy bears, and finally, on the top are large teddy bears, all lined up beside each other.
She begins to think that he is sentimental and sweet, and isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she want to give him the best night of his life. She gives him a blowjob, and lets him really give it to her, and even takes it in the rear! In the morning, she slowly gets dressed, and smiles at him and asks, "How was that?" He nods and says, "Not too fuckin' bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf!"
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
My girlfriend gave me the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.
How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.
One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card, and we live far, and my mom was hungry.
A guy and his friend had a car and asked us if we were lost. We said no, we have no ride, no money, and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each, so I was driving the car and my mom gave both guys a blowjob. We had to get out of the car to look for something, then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I asked what the bad news was. They said that they're not taking us home, so I asked what the good news was. They told me that they fed my mom and drove off. I guess where they left us wasn't a long walk and my mom wasn't hungry anymore.
Why did the Puerto Rican American πΊπΈ π΅π· that was a gay male πΊπΈ π΅π· that was born physically challenged did not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American πΊπΈ π΅π· that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? πΊπΈ π΅π· Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years πΊπΈ π΅π·
π΄ π β°οΈ βοΈ If a gay male is married to a well-endowed physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up do he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up? Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob
What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob job to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged? A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged, would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of a asshole
