Blonde jokes
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
Once a blonde, always a blonde. 😂
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?
Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.
How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still wet.
Why do Blondes never suffer from headaches?
No brain, no pain.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
What do a man and a blonde do in bed?
Sleep!
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are robbing a bank. The police are soon after them, so they hide in a bunch of barrels.
The police arrive and search the area. They come over to the barrel where the brunette is hiding and kicks it. The brunette says, "Woof."
"Oh, it's just a dog," says the police officer, and then kicks the second barrel where the redhead is hidden. The redhead says, "Meow."
"Oh, it's just a cat," says the officer, then kicks the last barrel where the blonde is hidden. The blonde says, "Potato."
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
Blonde 1: Omg! Yesterday, I fucked a Brazilian!
Blonde 2: OMG YOU SLUT
Also Blonde 2: Wait, how much is a Brazilian?