once a blonde always a blonde 😂

A red head, a dark haired, and blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun! The blonde states " I agree let’s leave at night "!

What is the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? A mosquito stops sucking after you f*cking slap it.

why did the blonde run outside naked? she thought the steam was a gas leak

what’s the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

I can only fit 3 fingers inside the bowling ball

What’s a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?

You have to turn them on before they start to suck.

What are the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.

How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.

what do you call a blonde? A piss-head

a blonde a brunette and a redhead are robbing a bank. the police are soon after them so they hide in a bunch of barrels. the police arrive and search the area, they come over too the barrel where the brunette is hiding and kicks it, the brunette says “woof”. “oh, it’s just a dog” says the police officer and then kicks the second barrel where the redhead is hidden. the redhead says “meow”, “oh it’s just a cat” says the officer then kicks the last barrel where the blonde is hidden the blonde says “potato”

all dumbs aren’t blonde

What’s the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator? Refrigerators don’t que*f when you pull your meat out.

what do you call a blonde in the freezer?Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow

Why did only blonds show up at Saturday’s party during the Corona crisis?

Cause their computers flashed, Virus blocked!

What’s the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?

One’s a busy ditch.

What’s the difference between the grand canyon and a blonde?

The grand canyon is a busy ditch.

A blonde, redhead and brunette are all sitting in a hospital’s waiting room for ultrasounds.

After a while, the brunette giggles while rubbing her belly. Both the blonde and redhead look over at her and ask, “What’s with the giggling?”

The brunette replies, “I’m having a boy!”

The blonde and the redhead ask, “How do you know?”

“Because he was on top!” The brunette replies again.

The three go back to conversing and then the redhead starts to giggle while rubbing her belly.

“What’s with the giggling?” The blonde and brunette ask.

“I’m having a girl!” The redhead replies.

“Well, how do you know?” The blonde and brunette ask again.

“I was on top!”

All of a sudden, the blonde bursts into tears.

“Oh, honey! What’s wrong?” The redhead and brunette ask.

“I’m having puppies!”

why cat blonds make ice they forgot the recipe

so a blond and a brunet jumped out of a plane . who hit the ground first

the blond becase she had to ask for directions

What’s the difference between a blonde and ur computer? U don’t wamt ur computer to go down on u.