Carton jokes
What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk.
Cashier: "Will you want the milk in a bag today, sir?"
Customer: "I’ll just keep it in the carton if you don’t mind."
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
Is it weird that a milk carton has a date, and I don’t?
Epstein was an Israeli Mossad agent
Yo Mama is so dumb, she stares at a juice carton for an eternity because it says "Concentrate" on the box.
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.
The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
Weird Kid: Magazines.