Carton jokes
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
Cashier: "Will you want the milk in a bag today, sir?"
Customer: "I’ll just keep it in the carton if you don’t mind."
Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"
Epstein was an Israeli Mossad agent
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
Yo Mama is so dumb, she stares at a juice carton for an eternity because it says "Concentrate" on the box.
What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk.
Others, tearfully: Stop shipping real people!!
Me, packing an old lady in a FedEx box: Nope!
I feel bad for shopping carts. They're always being pushed around.
What is the difference between a man and a woman packing boxes?
The man says, "I have everything I need."
The woman says, "I love everything I have."
Can a box match? No, but a tin can.
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
Is it weird that a milk carton has a date, and I don’t?