what do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
spoiled milk
Cashier: Will you want the milk in a bag today sir?
Customer: I’ll just keep it in the carton if you don’t mind.
I will be back, im gonna get milk..... Me:....
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because it said concentration camp
what did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
Is it weird that a Milk Carton has a date and I don’t.
so an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk the cashier goes ''woah why so much'' the orphan goes ''my dad never came back with the milk so well here we are ''
YO MAMA! Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton... because it said CONCENTRATE!
What do you call a man shopping? a half grown carton of cheese
