MilkAnonymous7 years agoCashier: "Will you want the milk in a bag today, sir?"Customer: "I’ll just keep it in the carton if you don’t mind."
OrphanAnonymous4 years agoSo an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
Short jokesBrody2 years agoYO MAMA! Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton... because it said CONCENTRATE!
BlondeAlex3 years agoWhy did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because it said concentration camp
EggAnonymous5 years agoWhat did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!