Carton

Carton Jokes

Milk

What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?

Spoiled milk.

Milk

Cashier: "Will you want the milk in a bag today, sir?"

Customer: "I’ll just keep it in the carton if you don’t mind."

Orphan

So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.

The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"

The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"

Jug

She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.

Mama

Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"

Blonde

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?

Because it said "concentration camp."

Egg

What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!