Carton jokes
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
Is it weird that a milk carton has a date, and I don’t?
Epstein was an Israeli Mossad agent
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk.
Yo Mama is so dumb, she stares at a juice carton for an eternity because it says "Concentrate" on the box.
Cashier: "Will you want the milk in a bag today, sir?"
Customer: "I’ll just keep it in the carton if you don’t mind."
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
Kart! (DYM 151)
Others, tearfully: Stop shipping real people!!
Me, packing an old lady in a FedEx box: Nope!
I feel bad for shopping carts. They're always being pushed around.
What is the difference between a man and a woman packing boxes?
The man says, "I have everything I need."
The woman says, "I love everything I have."
Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"