What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.” The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!” The third blonde says “so we go at night.”
Why cant blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette? Your camera.
all dumbs aren't blonde
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL? Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador!
3 blonde were walking on a path, the first blonde said, “Hey look there are deer tracks!” The second blonde said, “No way those are totally duck tracks,” The third blonde said, “Nuh uh those are” then they got hit by a train.
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator? Refrigerators don't que*f when you pull your meat out.
How do drown a Blonde.... you put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool
a blonde a brunette and a redhead are robbing a bank. the police are soon after them so they hide in a bunch of barrels. the police arrive and search the area, they come over too the barrel where the brunette is hiding and kicks it, the brunette says "woof". "oh, it's just a dog" says the police officer and then kicks the second barrel where the redhead is hidden. the redhead says "meow", "oh it's just a cat" says the officer then kicks the last barrel where the blonde is hidden the blonde says "potato"
A Blond and her Brunette friend where chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her. To not be outdone the blond retort's. Thats nothing once we we're in the kitchen I can't believe I didn't see it coming one minute I turned and He just got it all on my face it was so thick and hard! it covered my mouth, my nose,my shoulders, and eyes it even got in my hair; and when i looked up at him all he could say was whoops the Flower went everywhere!
once there were three girls taking a walk in the mountains. one was a brunette, one was a redhead, and the other was a dumb blonde. they came to a cliff and the brunette said "if you jump off that cliff and say what you want to be you will become it" so the brunette jumped off and said falcon and became a falcon. the redhead jumped off and said eagle and became an eagle. the dumb blonde ran, was about to jump but tripped on a rock, and said "crap"
Did you hear about the blonde that worked at the Dollar Store?
She called for a price check.
👱♀️ 👱♂️what is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian? A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972 and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”.
What's the difference between a blonde and ur computer? U don't wamt ur computer to go down on u.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up
How do you make a blond snowman, you cant, you half to hollow out the head
