How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
Confusing a Blonde
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke ain't funny 'cause it don't make no sense. You think paintin' yourself green and chuckin' spoons is gonna baffle a blonde? Newsflash, Einstein: that'd confuse anyone with half a brain. Which, let's be honest, probably includes you.