A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police. She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?” The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?” The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
a redhead tells her blonde hair stepsister. i slept with a puerto rican'... then the blonde replies. omg you dirty little slut! how many is a puerto rican?
for every blonde in the world
Scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool
Why did the dumb blonde 👱♂️ pee inside the condom because the doctor told the dumb blonde 👱♂️ that the dumb blonde 👱♂️ was going to get a urine test
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked? “Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
How do drown a Blonde.... you put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool
what do you call a blond with half a brain? gifted
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What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
What did the blonde say when someone says "Your baby is so cute"?
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs they're screwed.
how do u get a blonde to drown u tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird
what do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?----------pull the pin and throw it back
there was a girl called Millie and she had sexy blond hair and she wanted to chase me but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me
Did you hear about the blonde that worked at the Dollar Store?
She called for a price check.
"Whats the capital of Texas", Said The Brown Hair. " T ", Said The Blonde
What did the blond say abou the new Iphone. Krabby patty jizz sandwich
The Blonde got a Ph.D. Yah, like that would ever happen.
Why do Blondes never suffer from headaches? No brain no pain.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
