Blonde jokes
How do you put "blonde" and "duh" in the same sentence? Just say, "Blondes are dumb."
Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
What do blonde chicks and Asians have in common?
They both drive with their blinker on.
Two blonde girls find a beautiful Christmas tree in the woods.
After two hours, someone said, "We found a tree without bark!"
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
What do a man and a blonde do in bed?
Sleep!
Why can't blondes make ice?
They forgot the recipe.
How does a blonde punish her blind son? She takes away his TV privileges.
How does a blonde punish her deaf son? She takes away his telephone privileges.
How does a blonde punish her paraplegic son? She gives him a spanking.
How do you make a blonde girl stop screaming in bed? Pull out of her.
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
How To Kill A Blonde 101:
First Step: Get a pool.
Second Step: Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom.
I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣