Black jokes
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
What’s black and white and red all over?
A Milano’s cherry.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do when done with his black dates?
He dumped them.
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
Me and Who?
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
A manager asked a black employee to work overtime. The employee initially agreed until he was told it would be without pay.
The employee responded with, "You know what happened last time my family worked for free?"
"What happened?" said the manager.
"A civil war."
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
What’s black and at the top of a stair case?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.