How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
Black Jokes
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
Does chocolate milk come from black cows?
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.
Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?
Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.
