Black jokes
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do when done with his black dates?
He dumped them.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A Milano’s cherry.
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.