Black jokes
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
Memes
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
What’s black and at the top of a stair case?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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A black cat will be racist next.
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
A manager asked a black employee to work overtime. The employee initially agreed until he was told it would be without pay.
The employee responded with, "You know what happened last time my family worked for free?"
"What happened?" said the manager.
"A civil war."
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
Why was the chicken black and the other were white? Adoption!
"Black midget porn is in 911."