Black jokes
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
A black cat will be racist next.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
Why was the chicken black and the other were white? Adoption!
"Black midget porn is in 911."
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.