Black jokes
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do when done with his black dates?
He dumped them.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A Milano’s cherry.
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
Me and Who?
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.