Black jokes
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
Memes
Me and Who?
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
A black cat will be racist next.
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
Why was the chicken black and the other were white? Adoption!
"Black midget porn is in 911."
In a world of feline folly, There lived a cat with a secret, A taste for adventure and mischief, And a love for KFC's golden treat.
With eyes like emerald jewels, And fur as black as night, This feline prowled the streets, In search of a savory delight.
Oh, how it yearned for chicken, Crispy and finger-lickin' good, But the cat knew it had to be sly, To satisfy its craving like it should.
Through alleyways it stealthily tiptoed, With nimble paws and a stealthy glide, Until it stumbled upon a secret, That made its hunger amplified.
A stash of KFC's golden eggs, Hidden away from prying eyes, An accidental treasure trove, A feast fit for a feline paradise.
With each stolen egg devoured, The cat's satisfaction grew, The taste of crispy breading, And juicy chicken, it knew.
Word soon spread of this food bandit, A legend of a cat so bold, Whispers echoed through the town, Of the one who stole the KFC gold.
But the cat with the KFC get eggs, Remained a mystery to all, A phantom of the night it became, Leaving no trace, no trail to recall.
And so, it continues its nightly quest, For chicken that satisfies its soul, The cat with the KFC get eggs, Forever on the prowl, never to be controlled.
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.