Black jokes
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
A black lady goes inside the drug store on Eight Mile Road in the city of Detroit, Michigan, and asks the pharmacist, "I would like to buy a box of tampons."
And then the black lady is asked by the pharmacist, "Do you want to buy the box of mini pads, or do you want to buy the box of maxi pads?"
And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"
And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"
And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do when done with his black dates?
He dumped them.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A Milano’s cherry.
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."
I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."
I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.
You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)